Amazing A

For a breef moment I'll let you enjoy the swirling randomness that is my brain.

if you’re in hong kong and you’re going to protest today please stay safe. especially on oct 1. bring umbrellas, and a lot of water and all that stuff.

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kelseytvs:

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animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM

I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr

yes, I do. And I am still pretty upset, miss Swann. :(

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— 22 hours ago with 266912 notes
#pirates  #pirates of the caribbean  #elizabeth swann 
wtfevolution:

"Crap. I think the bat extruder’s broken again."
"How is that possible, evolution? We just fixed it last—oh. Oh, yeah, that’s not right."
"They’re pretty bad, huh?"
"They look like shriveled hairy potatoes"
"Hang on, maybe I can salvage this."
"Nuh-uh. No. No way."
"I mean, it is kind of cool how that one skin flap can stretch all the way over their faces.”
"Kind of horrifying, you mean."
"Maybe I can spin it as an adaptation."
"For what? Frightening small children?"
“‘Wrinkle-faced bats.’”
"How on Earth has no one fired you yet?"

Source: Jplevraud/Wikimedia Commons

wtfevolution:

"Crap. I think the bat extruder’s broken again."

"How is that possible, evolution? We just fixed it last—oh. Oh, yeah, that’s not right."

"They’re pretty bad, huh?"

"They look like shriveled hairy potatoes"

"Hang on, maybe I can salvage this."

"Nuh-uh. No. No way."

"I mean, it is kind of cool how that one skin flap can stretch all the way over their faces.”

"Kind of horrifying, you mean."

"Maybe I can spin it as an adaptation."

"For what? Frightening small children?"

“‘Wrinkle-faced bats.’”

"How on Earth has no one fired you yet?"

Source: Jplevraud/Wikimedia Commons

— 5 days ago with 1098 notes
wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

— 5 days ago with 8134 notes
wtfevolution:

"Hey, this is basically fish-shaped, right?"
"Um… I guess so? What’s with the horns?"
"I’m going for kind of a surrealist thing."
"Hm. I don’t know, evolution. It looks weird."
"That’s sort of the point."
"I don’t think anyone’s going to get it."
"Look, if people don’t ‘get’ the longhorn cowfish, so be it. All truly great art is misunderstood, right?"
"Just keep telling yourself that."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / H. Zell / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

wtfevolution:

"Hey, this is basically fish-shaped, right?"

"Um… I guess so? What’s with the horns?"

"I’m going for kind of a surrealist thing."

"Hm. I don’t know, evolution. It looks weird."

"That’s sort of the point."

"I don’t think anyone’s going to get it."

"Look, if people don’t ‘get’ the longhorn cowfish, so be it. All truly great art is misunderstood, right?"

"Just keep telling yourself that."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / H. Zell / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

— 5 days ago with 1192 notes
wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."
"Oh, great."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"Um…"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"Poop… different…?"
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"Seriously?"
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."

"Oh, great."

"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"

"Um…"

"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."

"Poop… different…?"

"I’m going to make it poop cubes!

"Seriously?"

"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”

"I think you’ve finally lost it."

"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."

Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

— 5 days ago with 1432 notes
wtfevolution:

"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”
"Uh huh."
"And I made some carnivorous birds.”
"You did indeed."
"And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”
"I know, evolution. Those were nice."
"Well, I’ve got a new one."
"Great."
"Carnivorous… potatoes!”
"I’m sorry?"
"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”
"Are you serious?"
"Of course I’m serious." 
"Death by potato?" 
"That’s the idea." 
"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."
"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bmerva / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

wtfevolution:

"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”

"Uh huh."

"And I made some carnivorous birds.”

"You did indeed."

"And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”

"I know, evolution. Those were nice."

"Well, I’ve got a new one."

"Great."

"Carnivorous… potatoes!”

"I’m sorry?"

"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”

"Are you serious?"

"Of course I’m serious." 

"Death by potato?" 

"That’s the idea." 

"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."

"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bmerva / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

— 5 days ago with 3210 notes
mandatoryrollercoaster:

Crazy Conspiracy Theory Videos 

mandatoryrollercoaster:

Crazy Conspiracy Theory Videos 

— 6 days ago with 460 notes
mabtv3:

Love this. Such a simple statement made me so teary.

mabtv3:

Love this. Such a simple statement made me so teary.

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— 6 days ago with 1324 notes

pbsparents:

3-year-old Mateo Makes His Case for Cupcakes: “Linda, honey, just listen.”

THIS CHILD!

— 6 days ago with 135 notes